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1 September 2011

 Oprah: Homeless militant females

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Date: 1 September 2011

Dear Diary: Today I had a hair-cut. I had been wanting one for MONTHS! Now my hair is very short. That is just how I like it. Next is Roxie's turn!


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When I woke up this morning, I looked at my Nokia phone and saw a message there that said I had won R950 000. I knew this was a scam for two reasons:

  1. It was a competition I didn't enter and
  2. It told me to phone a doctor! Dr. Jassy Atkins!
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